The Viceroy Speaks..

Lil Kim is going to do some real prison time..

2005-03-22T07:46:51Z

Experts say she won't get maximum 20 year sentence...

As reported last week, Lil' Kim has been found guilty of perjury and now faces up to 20 years in prison. She will be sentenced on June 24th.

"[When sentencing,] the judge is free to consider any other information about the offense and about the defendant, Lil' Kim," said Gerald Shargel, a noted criminal defense lawyer who has represented mobster John Gotti along with a who's who of celebrity defendants including current client Irv Gotti. "He's free to look at any additional factors and impose a non-guideline sentence. It always depends, in large part, on the judge, and Lynch has a reputation for fairness and balance. She'll get a prison sentence, but nothing like 20 years."

Many of Kim's former group mates and associates, including rapper Lil' Cease, turned on her and helped the prosecution in the case.

"When they subpoena you, you go to court or they take your ass to jail. It's just that simple," said fellow Junior M.A.F.I.A. member Lil' Cease, another key witness for the prosecution. Cease said he testified under duress and that the case against Kim was so strong, she would have been convicted even if he hadn't taken the stand.

"They pulled pictures, interludes, shout-outs on the back of her album," Cease said. "They was in there playing [Lil' Kim's] 'No Matter What They Say' video with all of us there. They had memos of when we flew places with the same names of the two people who copped out to the case [who] she said she didn't know. They got flight information, memos, pictures of her with these same people, so it wasn't about nothing we said. We just went in there and said what they already knew. Would I sit there and be that dumb and lie about something they already know? It's like asking to go that jail. That's what I felt she was doing. It's like asking to go to jail. If I knew all this information, her lawyer knows all this information. If he didn't, he was dumb."

Cease said he agrees with Scharf, who believes Kim should've tried working out a plea deal rather than risking it all with a trial.

"Once she had given testimony that was able to be palpably proven as being untrue, she should have been looking for a way out of this case in the form of a plea bargain," Scharf said. "The trial strategy was undoubtedly that the jury would be star-struck and believe what she had to say, and how she would be able to explain away the hard evidence. But people don't realize New York juries are very savvy. They don't get star-struck. We're on the subway, on the street, we're seeing celebrities all the time. I find in trials and talking to juries and doing analysis of jury actions that they don't take what a celebrity says at face value. We have to have a bit of New York cynicism attached to it."

It is expected that Kim will get 5-7 years in prison.

The 2001 shooting outside of New York's Hot 97 offices that started this whole mess is thought to have been the result of Kim's ongoing beef with another female rapper, Foxy Brown.

Credit: MTV.com

Isn't great all this shit these phony rappers rap about, "I'll never snitch on my homie" & "I'd rather die or do 100 years in prison than fuck over a friend." Yet when court cases come they can't fuck each other over fast enough. Puffy fucked his boy Shyne, these rappers are so fucking fake it's ridiculous and people buy this shit.

The awesomeness of Andy Milonakis...

2005-03-18T18:18:08Z

Psycho Rap

http://www.rawjunk.com/?file_type=Video&show_media=9

The SuperBowl is Gay..

http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2460092&htv=12&htv=12

Oh My God frestyle..

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1352

One Man Band

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=11149

Another Sappy love Song

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=11136

Suzy

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=11135

I Hate Missing You

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=11134

Kids Song Vol 2 - CLASSIC SHIT!!!!

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=11133

Anti-Drug

http://www.funpic.hu/en.picview.php?id=11132

Michael Jackson likes to spank the monkey...

2005-03-05T23:12:05Z

JACKSON 'PLEASURED' CHIMP BUBBLES

Troubled singer MICHAEL JACKSON was once caught pleasuring his pet monkey BUBBLES - according to his former brother-in-law.

JAMES DeBARGE, who once married to the BAD singer's younger sister JANET, made the allegations in an interview in 1993 which has just been published, of witnessing bestiality occur between Jackson and the animal.

DeBarge claims, "He was changing Bubbles' diapers and just got carried away.

"Bubbles had a smile on his face."

He added that Jackson would have the chimp brought to his home "to spend the night when he wanted company".

The allegations form no part of Jackson's trial where he is facing 10 felony charges of child molestation, administering an intoxicating agent and conspiracy involving allegations of child abduction, false imprisonment and extortion.

This is a fucked up story!!!!

Paris e-mails..

2005-02-28T23:12:52Z

Paris and Simon Rex
Date Wed, 25 Aug 2004 23:19:39 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Simonrex

To Paris
Subject .....

U are the best fuck ever. I'm getting hard thinkin about your body
Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Date Sat, 4 Sep 2004 05:32:40 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Simonrex

To Paris
Subject Re: Bye sexy

If I live thru this shit u can have me all u want
-----Original Message-----
From: Paris Hilton
Date: Fri, 3 Sep 2004 22:28:26
To:Simonrex
Subject: Re: Bye sexy

We will be doing plenty of that when I get back ;] you are so hot
2
--parishilton

Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Date Sat, 4 Sep 2004 05:39:07 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From Simonrex

To Paris
Subject Re: Bye sexy

I can't take it no more. I'm jerkin off to u later hottie. I wish ur hot ass was here bitch
-----Original Message-----
From: Paris Hilton
Date: Fri, 3 Sep 2004 22:30:49
To:Simonrex
Subject: Re: Bye sexy

Don't worry baby, you'll be okay.
--parishilton

Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Paris and Fred Durst
Date Fri, 10 Dec 2004 18:54:15 -0800 Show full headers
From Paris Hilton

To WFD
Subject Re:

I love u and care about u so much. But everytime we get back together I get hurt. I don't know if I can do it to myself again. You say your lost without me, but when I'm with you we hardly ever see each other and it seems like u don't care. I don't know what to do cause I hate being without u too but at the same time I need a guy who's going to be absolutely crazy in love with me and I don't know if u can. Let me know how u really feel. No matter what I want you in my life cause I enjoy being around you. I love u babe so don't get mad that I'm being honest and mature with you.
--parishilton

Date Sat, 20 Nov 2004 03:25:53 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From WFD

To Paris Hilton
Subject Re:

I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!! I love you paris!! Its all I think about!!
-----Original Message-----
From: Paris Hilton
Date: Fri, 19 Nov 2004 19:20:45
To:WFD
Subject: Re:

Thanks baby. And I'm not trying to get out of anything, I'm looking very
forward to seeing you.
--parishilton

Date Thu, 9 Sep 2004 01:56:55 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From WFD

To Paris Hilton
Subject Re:

If you car what that loser says about me then we have a problem! He's the biggest player and sleesy guy in LA. Are u serious? Are you torturing me?
-----Original Message-----
From: Paris Hilton
Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 17:54:25
To:WFD
Subject: Re:

Stephen dorf was just making fun of u, I said he was a jealous has been.
Him and bijou are together, perfect 4 eachother
--parishilton

The first part is from Fred..

You have a stupid way of twisting things around w your own spin on it for your own stories to tell people. I just told you I have been and was seeing what you'd say. Whatever paris. You do what you please and try to twist things all you want. It makes me angry and I won't deal with that. You have been with a lot of men, many more than I have woman. I don't usually sleep with girls, just lead them on. So please don't make yourself feel better by judging me and calling me dirty. Not cool at all.
-----Original Message-----
From: Paris Hilton
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 15:59:50
To:WFD
Subject: Re:

I want to, because I'm scared of you. You said you haven't been tested
in a year and that fukin freaks me out. I've had anxiety all day now. I
know I'm 100% clean. I really want you to go to a doctor too.
--parishilton
Paris and Lohan:
Date Sun, 2 Jan 2005 22:28:25 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan

To Paris
Subject Private

Jessica simpson was just totally doing blow in bathroom @ bar downstairs of shoreclub
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Date Wed, 5 Jan 2005 00:24:31 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan

To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: WHERE'S. ..

HAHAM UR COMIGN DOWN RIGHT? HAVE A DOPE HOUSE NEAR JUDEEEEEEEE.. FEB6 TH 14 UR COMING WHOLE WEEK AND CHILLIN WHOLE TIMEEEEEEEEEEE MISS U SO MUCH! I'M IN LA FRIDAY
On Tue, 4 Jan 2005 9:51 pm, Paris Hilton wrote:
>I will find out and let u know. When is mardi gras, miss u bitch!
>--parishilton
-god bless
lindsaylohan

Date Wed, 8 Dec 2004 17:48:40 -0800 Show full headers
From Lindsay Lohan

To Paris Hilton
Subject Re: Didn't see

Lip syncher.... HAVE SOMEONE SET HER UP DOING COKE
On Wed, 8 Dec 2004 5:39 pm, Paris Hilton wrote:
>Ashley just won female artist of the year and everyone booed her
>so fukin funny
>--parishilton
-lindsaylohan

The true gems here are:
Fred: You have been with a lot of men, many more than I have woman.

Fred is a pussy hound and he says Paris has fucked way more men than he has women. That's a lot of men!!!

Lohan:Lip syncher.... HAVE SOMEONE SET HER UP DOING COKE
This bitch went right out and lip synched and did a worse job. And now MTV has given Lohan a music award, first lady of TRL over talents like Missy Elliot or Gwen Stefani who actually write and compose their own music.

The main thing that can be taken away from these e-mail is Paris is as dumb as we thought, she is as big of a hoe as we thought and that's about it.

K-Fed getting ready to drop that knowledge son..

2005-02-17T06:10:37Z

Federline Recruits Bolton for Debut Album

BRITNEY SPEARS' husband has reportedly made an unexpected choice of producer for his upcoming debut rap/R+B album - crooner MICHAEL BOLTON.

TOXIC singer Spears, who wed Federline in September (04), has already been enlisted as the dancer's manager, according to reports, and now STAR magazine writes that Bolton has taken on production duties for the album.

And, say pals, Federline is overjoyed with his upcoming project.

A source says, "Brit wants Kevin to show the world that he can earn his own money."

You know it's going to be hardcore son when you get Michael Bolton to handle production on your joint.

Nick Lachey, you got served yo!!!!

2005-02-14T22:45:46Z

We've got his number

Nick Lachey, your nose, among other things apparently, is getting longer.

We hear Jessica Simpson's hubby denied bussing and giving his cell-phone number to a gorgeous blond and brunette at the ESPN magazine Super Bowl party in Jacksonville on Friday. Sorry, Nick - you picked the wrong girls to flirt with. The brunette was none other than our own Jo Piazza, the blond is her best friend, and we've got your cell-phone number, buddy. You wouldn't want us to print it to prove it, now, would you?

Nick better remember his wife makes him famous, they get divorced...he will be delivering pizzas.

Ho Ho Ho...and no I'm not talking about Lindsay Lohan..

2004-12-24T13:47:18Z

I am wishing all a happy holiday...

This just out from the fine folks at tvshowsondvd:

Doogie Howser, M.D. makes it's long-awaited DVD debut on March 22nd, according to a pre-order listing at popular e-tailer Amazon.com! We're just bursting with excitement here at this news, and we hope you are as pleased as we are about this 4-DVD set. List price will be just $39.98, but you can pre-order it now from Amazon for a mere $27.99!

Anchor Bay - listed by Amazon as the studio bringing it out - hasn't made their official announcement at this time. We'll bring it and the cover art to you just as soon as they're available. But the kid genius who became a doctor at age 14, played exceeding well by Neil Patrick Harris, should get all 26 half-hours of his first-season adventures on this set, including the pilot episode co-written by creators Steven Bochco & David E. Kelley. Wow, you can't go wrong with talent like that!

Stay tuned for more details.

Link to this page:
http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/newsitem.cfm?NewsID=2612

Doogie was a great show and I'll be picking this one up.

Random junk...

2004-12-23T18:08:06Z

During a toast for Deborah Harry in the LifeTime Achievement Award for rock and roll artist, Paris Hilton was invited, sitting at the honoree's table in the front. Reportedly, as Paris arrived to the event, she asked "Is this Debbie Hargy's party or something?" (Nice Paris, you dont even know the name of the person who invited you?!?)

Paris look extremely bored at the event. As Harry was reading off her speech to the audience, Paris's phone rang, and she gladly picked it up and started jabbering away to Nicky, who was on the other line. Singer Siouxsie Sioux, immediately yelled at Paris, in quote:

"Turn off that f*cking cell-phone, you spoiled rotten little brat! This is not about you!!!! Who invited this stupid cow anyways?!?"

Paris blushed and quickly ran out of there, meeting up with Nicky in Hollywood, in tears.

This is funny stuff. Paris' disrespect is annoying but most people just tolerate it...not Sioxsie.

Wed Dec 22, 4:11 PM ET Entertainment - AP Music

By The Associated Press

NEW YORK - "Access Hollywood" has named its "Top Ten Stars of 2004," with Britney Spears (news) in the No. 1 spot. The rankings are based on the number of stories the syndicated entertainment television show aired on each star. Spears — who was married twice, canceled a summer tour because of a knee injury and released a greatest hits album — topped the list with 119 stories.

Beyonce is in the No. 2 spot, with 102 stories, followed by Donald Trump, 94 stories; Michael Jackson (news), 84 stories; Tom Cruise (news), 72 stories; Jessica Simpson (news), 69 stories; Paris Hilton, 63 stories; Nicole Kidman, 62 stories; Jennifer Lopez (news), 54 stories; and Whitney Houston, 52 stories.

"We want to thank these stars for helping to make 2004 the best in `Access Hollywood' history," executive producer Rob Silverstein said in a statement Tuesday. "Here's to more `can't miss' moments in 2005."

She is the top star although achievment wise...all she did was release a shitty version of a Bobby Brown tune. Jackson is in third place for molesting children.

Madonna's often-criticised movie career has landed her a new title - as the Worst Rock-Star Actor of All Time.
While the Michigan native has enjoyed phenomenal success as a pop superstar, Madonna's efforts on the silver screen have been met with an icy response from both critics and fans - most recently with her embarrassing flop Cast Away.
Music magazine Blender, which conducted the poll of 25 stars, says: "Invariably cast as an irresistible femme fatale - Breathless Mahoney in Dick Tracy, Susan in Desperately Seeking Susan - yet cannot 'do' sexy.
"Instead, she adopts the glassy-eyed expression of someone on a cocktail of prescription drugs and delivers her lines as if reading aloud from the letters of a stalker."
The Spice Girls landed in 19th place, Mick Jagger at 17th, Sting at 24th and Ozzy Osbourne at 21st.

The top 10 is as follows:
1. MADONNA
2. BOB DYLAN
3. MARIAH CAREY
4. JON BON JOVI
5. ELVIS PRESLEY
6. BRITNEY SPEARS
7. VANILLA ICE
8. NEIL DIAMOND
9. GENE SIMMONS
10. MASTER P

Jon Bon Jovi was never bad in any role that I had see. No Looking Back was actually quite decent. If he is on the list, he should be at the bottom of it.

Also Elvis, you are really saying Elvis was worse than Mr. Cool As Ice Vanilla Ice?

Niel Diamond shouldn't be on there because The Jazz Singer was actually pretty good.

This list sucks. I'm sorry. Busta Rhymes should be on there, Dr. Dre should be on there, he was so bad in his roles he said, "I'm never doing that again." What about the Spice Girls, how can they not make the top ten? What about Hilary Duff? What about Da Brat who was equally as lousy as Mariah in Glitter.

Darren Staples / Reuters

Kevin Costner is living up to his reputation as a tightwad.
The “Tin Cup” star was the source of some amusement after Joan Rivers chortled over the size of the diamond in the engagement ring he gave his future wife. Now, Costner is raising eyebrows by giving Christmas presents of CD compilations of his favorite songs.
“The star is recording a selection of tracks that have sentimental value to him and his wife Christine, because he hates meaningless, commercial presents,” a source told World Entertainment News Network. “He does the same thing for his kids and friends because he thinks it’s more heartfelt than just buying something from a store.”
Plus, it has the added advantage of being inexpensive. “That’s amazing,” says a source who knows Costner. “How can these people get away with this?”

Someone turn him in. Burning music is BAD!!!! And against the law, let's see if they go after him.

Asslee's dad doesn't want her to do gay...

2004-12-16T18:22:07Z

Pop beauty Ashlee Simpson's manager and father Joe Simpson has changed the gay plot in her movie debut Wannabe, because he's uncomfortable with his daughter playing a lesbian. The former Baptist minister fears the star's chances of breaking into Hollywood would be hampered if she played a homosexual, so he ordered movie producers to alter the romantic comedy's script, reports American gossip site Pagesix.Com. He explains, "I changed it. It doesn't work for her to be gay the first thing out. She said, 'But it's cool, it's edgy, it's different,' and of course the filmmakers were like, 'It's cool for a woman to be a lesbian.' She's going to be a huge movie star. She's like Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz, with probably more depth. When we're done, she'll play it all."

Bigger than Meg Ryan or Cameron Diaz!!!! LOL!!! Let's see, Asslee is butt ugly, has no talent, and a super hot sister whose' 15 minutes may be about up as well...sure, she will be like Meg Ryan..

Some female stars have done well being play-gay:
Queen Latifah ~ nominated for an OSCAR for "Chicago"
Queen Latifah also exploded playing a lez in "Set It Off"
Chloe Sevigny ~ OSCAR nominee for "Boys Don't Cry"
Hilary Swank ~ OSCAR winner for "Boys Don't Cry"

Alias star Jennifer Garner has sparked speculation she's pregnant with boyfriend Ben Affleck's baby, after being photographed with a plumper-than-usual stomach. The brunette actress, who has been dating her Daredevil co-star since the summer, is shown in shots taken on December 11 looking more full around the middle than usual. And in another taken a day later, Garner covered her stomach as soon as she spotted a photographer, while a day later, she emerged on the streets of Los Angeles wearing a long, wide scarf covering her belly. While Garner's representatives has refused to comment, Utah-based nutritional biochemist Dr. Shawn M. Talbott, who does not treat the actress, tells Star magazine, "It really does look like Jen is pregnant. Where she seems to be gaining weight - lower belly and hips - is a typical change in shape for a young, fit, pregnant woman. Jen could have started early eating for the holidays but I think she looks more like she has a baby on the way!" Judging from the photographs, it is predicted that Garner is four to five months pregnant.

Dam girl...you didn't have to go there. Bringing another Assleck into the world!!!

Rapper SNOOP DOGG won't return to making movies unless his fee goes up to $1 million (GBP526,315) per project.

The STARSKY + HUTCH star insists he's been underpaid for too long and won't tolerate measly salaries anymore.

He explains, "People don't like to pay Snoop Dogg what he's worth. They're so used to giving him anything, because Snoop Dogg used to accept anything, because he was happy just to be in the game.

"Now, it's going to be more about, 'You have to pay me what I'm worth.' If I'm in a movie, and 70 million people leave the movie saying, 'Wow, Snoop Dogg was great,' don't you think I should get at least a million dollars?"

Has 70 million people ever left saying Snoop Dog was great? The guy is a horrible actor, not that he acts at all since he play the same character, Snoop, in every movie, but I will avoid most movies w/ him in it. "Pay me what I'm worth." Cool Snoop, here's a quarter, now get the fucking shinebox!!!!

Latina beauty JENNIFER LOPEZ has reportedly banned her husband MARC ANTHONY from wearing tight underpants - because she fears it will threaten his chances of fathering a child with her.

Friends claim the JENNY FROM THE BLOCK star has forced Anthony, whom she secretly married in June (04), to wear boxer shorts because research suggests closely fitting underwear can reduce a man's sperm count.

An insider tells British newspaper the DAILY STAR, "She binned them and bought him 50 pairs of boxer shorts instead."

Sucks to be Mark what's his face...Mr. Jennifer Lopez!

I know you have been waiting for this...

2004-12-12T17:39:25Z

The Trump wedding guest list:

22 wedding of Donald Trump and Melanie Knauss. Among those on the guest list, in alphabetical order: Prince Albert of Monaco, Mohammad Al-Fayed, Muhammad Ali, Paul Anka, Tony Bennett, Tom Brady, Naomi Campbell, Graydon Carter, Sean Combs, Vic Damone, Clive Davis, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones, Clint Eastwood, Rick and Kathy Hilton, Elton John, Billy Joel, Derek Jeter, Larry King and Shawn Southwick, Henry and Nancy Kissinger, Heidi Klum, Henry Kravis, David Letterman, Phil Mickelson, Liza Minnelli, Ron Perelman, Pat O'Brien, Shaquille O'Neal, Gov. Pataki, Luciano Pavarotti, Regis and Joy Philbin, Kelly Ripa, Prince Charles, Prince Andrew, Lionel Richie, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, Russell and Kimora Lee Simmons, Eliot Spitzer, Sly Stallone, Joe Torre, Usher, Harvey Weinstein, Bruce Willis, Oprah Winfrey and Stedman Graham, Anna Wintour and Shelby Bryan, and Steve Wynn. "But we keep adding names," said a harried Trump staffer. "And we're getting calls from people snffing around. They usually offer to help in some way."

I wonder if all those people will show up?

Been a little while..

2004-12-11T20:37:22Z

I graduate from college next week..

Danny Williams and Vitali Klitchko fight tonight..

So I'm back w/ some stories from the news that mean nothing and are an absolute waste.

"Madonna reportedly sacked her long-time manager when she discovered she was having an affair with her bodyguard, it has been claimed.

The superstar was said to be furious when she found out Caresse Henry - who had a serious boyfriend in America - was enjoying a fling with minder Ricky Dallanegra, who had a girlfriend in London.

Sources claim Madonna, who is married to British director Guy Ritchie, was angry because the affair goes against the teachings of the Kabbalah, of which she is a devout follower.

So, after a long discussion with her rabbi, she reportedly ended her working relationship with Caresse, who had also converted to the mystic Jewish faith, after 13 years.
A source revealed to Britain's The Sun newspaper: "Madonna and Guy are deeply committed to their Kabbalah faith, which preaches monogamy and faithfulness."

Madonna is so cool!!! She is the only person in the world that could make a Guy Ritchie movie suck ass.

"TODAY'S teen pop queens are too young to remember the shame that befell lip-synchers Milli Vanilli in 1990.

First, Ashlee Simpson was caught mouthing the words instead of singing last month on "Saturday Night Live" when her engineer played the wrong song. Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was found out on "Good Morning America" when she messed up "singing" her tunes "Rumors" and "Over."

The director had to cut away at one point when Lohan's mouth was closed while she was "singing." Said one viewer: "She missed her cue to mouth along to the vocals."

An insider told PAGE SIX that the band was live, but there were backing tracks. "It wasn't fully lip-synched," the source shared. However, the source added that Lohan, no stranger to a late-night good time, had some vocal issues and, "It was dicey to use her straight vocals.

"Lindsay sang completely live, the band was live and the background singers were live," maintained Kim Jakwerth, spokeswoman for Casablanca, Lohan's label.

She clarified: "The first song had some background. It's a little more rock and roll and needed it there. It's about how you make the song sound exactly like the record."

"All musical acts that perform on 'Good Morning America' are required to perform live," said "GMA" spokeswoman Bridgette Maney. "On occasion, artists will have backing tracks to support their live vocals."

Still, the titian-tressed temptress disappointed her young fans. "It was embarrassing," one formerly devoted follower told us. "It hurt my heart."

Lohan might have lost her voice where she lost her purse. She apparently misplaced her handbag, which was found Saturday by a guest at a party at an Upper East Side bar for alums of Providence College.

The lucky finder was showing off Lohan's California driver's license, her black American Express card and other things she'd rather we didn't mention.

"It was like when you're in fifth grade and one girl in the corner shows off her boobs," chuckled one titillated bystander. "People were dying to see."
Copyright 2004 NYP"

So this means that these teens stars have no real talent. I'm shocked.

"ASHLEE SIMPSON has reportedly become WILMER VALDERRAMA's latest romantic desire since his split from LINDSAY LOHAN.

Valderrama and Lohan recently announced their separation after spending several months together and now the THAT '70S SHOW star, ex-boyfriend of MANDY MOORE, has been spotted vying for the attention of PIECES OF ME singer Simpson.

On 4 December (04), during a night out at Hollywood hot-spot XES, an onlooker says the pair spent much of the night "talking, dancing and flirting".

A source tells US WEEKLY, "Neither of them walked around the club, they just yapped away in the booth. Everyone knows that Wilmer has the hots for Ashlee."

Ashlee Simpson is fucking ugly. But this Valdererereraamam kid pulls a lot of ass. Mandy moore, Lindsy Lohan, the kid is doing his thing.

That's all for now.

The Steelers are now 8-1...

2004-11-14T21:34:11Z

"Big" Ben Roethlisberger has set a record for winning his first 7 NFL starts and all is well in the world.

GTA San Andreas rocks and Halo 2 is severely overrated.

Three days later and they are still crying..

2004-11-05T21:33:01Z

Were going to move to Canada:
http://www.reuters.co.uk/printerFriendlyPopup.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=616225

The red states are ignorant:
http://slate.msn.com/id/2109218/

The youth betrayed us:
http://www.aspendailynews.com/Search_Articles/view_search_article.cfm?OrderNumber=9156

All these excuses, the fact is that most of this country isn't a bunch of freaks. We don't want homos running wild, we don't want our kids to be told and preached about homosexuality in school, we don't want gay marriage, we don't want a woman getting an abortion 5 minutes before she is due, we don't God removed from every corner of our society replaced by a pro-drugs and pro-prostitute message. And we are the ignorant ones?

Your candidate took every position on every issue, we are ignorant? Bush won, you want to move..BYE...You won't be missed.

A record turnout on Tuesday and America showed who they wanted in office. Stop crying about it already.

It's election day!!!!

2004-11-02T20:47:51Z

If you haven't voted and were planning on voting for Bush...please GO VOTE!!!!

If you are leaning towards Kerry, sit back smoke a joint and just RELAX!!!

Go Bush...4 more years.

24 hours to go...

2004-11-01T23:42:19Z

Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf Calls On DNC To Stop Fraudulent Phone Calls Claiming He Has Endorsed Senator Kerry

TAMPA, FL – Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf today issued the following statement:

"The Democratic National Committee is making fraudulent phone calls claiming that I have endorsed Senator Kerry. Nothing could be further from the truth, and I demand that they stop immediately.

"Senator Kerry opposed the Reagan defense build-up that won the Cold War. Senator Kerry opposed the removal of Saddam Hussein from Kuwait. Senator Kerry proposed billions in intelligence cuts after the first attack on the World Trade Center. Senator Kerry voted against funds to equip our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan with supplies like body armor and ammunition.

"I am supporting President Bush for reelection, because he is the candidate who has demonstrated the conviction needed to defeat terrorism. In contrast to the President's steadfast determination to defeat our enemies, Senator Kerry has a record of weakness that gives me no confidence in his ability to fight and win the War on Terror. His attempt to make up for these deficiencies by falsifying my endorsement only confirms my impression that he is not the man we need to lead our nation."

-----------------------------------------------------------
Filed By Matt Drudge

So in 24 hours we will either have a guy who has terrorists hiding in caves praying to Allah that he is not re-elected or a clown who has been wrong every step of the way. And if you don't endorse him...so what they will just lie and say you do.

Go Bush. 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!

Pride 28: High Octane..

2004-10-26T09:08:53Z

Date: October 31st 2004

Fight Card:
1. Choi Mu Bae vs. Soa Palelei
2. Aleksander Emelianenko vs. James Thompson
3. Hiromitsu Kanehara vs. Alistair Overeem
4. Ricardo Arona vs. Sergei Ignatev
5. Mark Hunt vs. Dan Bobish
6. Hirotaka Yokoi vs. Heath Herring
7. Dan Henderson vs. Kazuhiro Nakamura
8. Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic vs. Josh Barnett
9. Wanderlei Silva vs. Quinton Jackson

I'm very excited for this show. Two MMA fans dream matches on one show. Quinton is my favorite fighter and MMA fans have been waiting for the one on one match w/ Silva for the title. And Josh Barnett and Mirko Cro Cop is a fight fans are really excited for. A solid line up.

My picks:
Choi Mu Bae - Sub
Aleksander Emelianenko - TKO
Alistair Overeem - TKO
Ricardo Arona - Dec - this could be upset of the night thought!!!
Mark Hunt - KO
Hirotaka Yokoi - Dec
Dan Henderson - TKO
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic - KO
Quinton Jackson - TKO

Asslee responds...

2004-10-25T08:18:38Z

Get your jabs in now
10/24/2004 8:00:55 PM - by Ashlee Simpson

Once i can get in contact with the webmaster, everythings getting deleted. It
doesn't matter anyway, there's too many important people behind my career to
stop it now.

This was taken off her website.

Sad thing is...she is probably right.

So like six million websites, live journals, and blogs..

2004-10-24T21:17:44Z

I have to take a moment to talk about Asslee Simpson..

She is very unattractive...I figured maybe she had some talent but now that we know she doesn't..

How the hell did she get a deal? Even w/ a famous sister, not everyone famous gets their sister or brother as much exposure as this chick got..

She is horrible.

Here is a quote from a magazine she did:

LM: What are your takes on lip-synching?

AS: I'm totally against it and offended by it.
I'm going out to let my real talent show, not
to just stand there and dance around. Personally,
I'd never lip-synch. It's just not me.

Source: Lucky Magazine

I am dumbfounded how she even has a deal. I don't watch MTV very often but it seemed for about a year and a half you couldn't turn the channel on w/ out having Jessica or Asslee Simpson on.

Pathetic.

UFC 50 results..

2004-10-23T04:45:27Z

Evan Tanner defeats Robbie Lawler by Submission in the first round. Lawler had a big slam but did protect himself on the ground.

Frank Trigg defeats Charuto Verissimo when the ref stops it in the second round. Trigg landed a half dozen illegal shots on Verissmo w/ out a warning by the ref.

Travis Lutter defeats Marvin Eastman by KO in the second. A picture perfect one punch knockout.

Matt Hughes defeats George St. Pierre to win the UFC Welterweight Championship by submission in the first round. A great back and forth fight that ended w/ Matt pulling out an armbar out of nowhere w/ just seconds left in the round.

Ivan Salaverry defeats Tony Fryklund by submission in the first round.

Rich Franklyn defeats Jorge Rivera by submission in the third round. Rich sunk in an armbar on a tired Rivera.

Tito Ortiz defeats Patrick Cote by unanimous decision. Three brutal rounds of ground and pound.

Good show but I didn't pick all the well. 3-4 on the night.

UFC 50 is on tonight..

2004-10-22T05:28:38Z

UFC 50: The War of '04
Date: October 22nd 2004

Fight Card:
1. Ivan Salaverry vs Tony Fryklund
2. Travis Lutter vs Marvin Eastman
3. Rich Franklin vs Jorge Rivera
4. Evan Tanner vs Robbie Lawler
5. Renato Verissimo vs Frank Trigg
6. Matt Hughes vs George St. Pierre
7. Tito Ortiz vs Patrick Cote

I am pretty excited because Rich Franklin vs Jorge Rivera, Evan Tanner vs Robbie Lawler, Renato Verissimo vs Frank Trigg, & Matt Hughes vs George St. Pierre are all awesome fights!!! Plus Tito Ortiz is BACK!!!! This will be a great show.

My picks:
Tito Ortiz TKO
Matt Hughes Dec
Charuto Verissimo Sub
Marvin Eastman KO
Evan Tanner TKO
Jorge Rivera Dec
Tony Fryklund KO

More of Ebert's insane ratings..

2004-10-15T18:17:26Z

Keep in mind this guy gave both Brown Bunny and Wicker Park 3 stars..

He also has given Shall WE Dance 3 stars, Final Cut 3 stars, but Team America, the new comedy from the creators of South Park which made me laugh and everyone in the full audience laugh out loud---through the entire movie just 1 star. 1 fucking star!!! This clown gave First Daughter 2 stars, Mr. 3000 3 stars, and Anacondas(the worst movie in a long time) 2 stars. But Team America only get one? He is pathetic.

Rotten Tomatoes has Shall We Dance at 46 percent and rotten and Final Cut at 45 percent and rotten. Team America has an 82 percent fresh meter but Ebert gives it only one star. This buffoon is so out of touch w/ America he needs to hand 'em up.

3 debates down and 18 days to go...

2004-10-15T04:10:13Z

Lets go BUSH!!!!!

Kerry is low down for bringing up a family member in a debate. He is a piece of trash..

5 bills passed in 20 years of service! Pathetic.

The race is dead even..

2004-10-11T23:31:36Z

The race could couldn't be any closer. Some polls have Bush up, some have Kerry up...that means it's a dead tie w/ 3 weeks to go..

I can only hope that Kerry fails and Bush is re-elected. I love how Kerry talks about the middle class and fighting for them, he and his wife paid 12.8 percent income tax last year. Normal people pay around 20, they are worth either a half billion or a billion and use every tax loop hole known to man, 12.8 percent!!!

Well season 1 & 2 of Dream On comes out on DVD tomorrow. I will be picking that up. I want The Wire but w/ a 80 dollar price tag they can fuck off.

Now I am a big Bush supporter and a proud Republican...

2004-10-03T07:49:24Z

so I heard Ted Nugget is releasing an Anti-Kerry song. Here are the lyrics:

STAND!! STAND!! STAND!!! STAND!
V1-I don’t need John Kerry to wipe my ass, don’t need Ted Kennedy to spill my glass, Al Not So Sharpton is a horses ass, redistribution is a fkn laugh.
Ch-I don’t need nobody to hold my hand, don’t need nobody, I can stand. Make it on my own in a Rock-n-Roll band, kiss my American ass I’m a Republican.
V2-ya say you’re friends with Michael Moore. Then you are friends with pimps & whores, The 2nd Amendment aint about no sport, no right to self defense in a Kerry court.
Ch-
Brdg-You don’t think I’m taxed enuf, well I’m ready to call your bluff. Pimps & whores & welfare brats, too much gvt way too fat.

Now this is just lame. Ted go shoot a deer or something but everytime you talk YOU don't help the cause!

Also these lyrics look as if a 7 year old wrote them.

Debate one down...

2004-10-01T07:17:20Z

And my boy George Bush had a rough night. He will be ok but needs to do better in the next two..

Kerry is no pushover. Bush took his lumps because he under estimated him but he will get it back in rounds 2 and 3!

One thing about Kerry is...his record does not back up a word of what he said tonight but you have to take you hat off to the Clinton people they really did a good job on him.